Limits to my Anglo

Baths! WTF? Baths are great on occasion, sort of a hot tub party in miniature. But to take them to actually get clean is mental. I mean you wait around for the tub to fill, and make constant temperature evaluations, which is a total waste of time. How exactly does one wash one's ass in a bath? Very soon you begin recycling the water, which means you are also recycling the dirt. I usually feel like I need a shower after a bath. And don't even think about peeing...